an itsy bitsy ode to scalzi

There is no Scalzi, only Smudge.

I do not truck with any burrito without heft.
If your burrito is convenient and portable, take it elsewhere.
I want a burrito that is burdensome. Unwieldy.

When I raise such to my mouth, I should feel the weight of the mistake I am about to make.
No child should be able to eat it.

— Author Unknown