donut philosophy throughout history

HeraclitusYou can’t eat the same donut twice.
PlatoAll donuts share an ideal ‘donut-ness’.
AristotleA donut contains its donut-ness.
AugustineDonuts need grace to be fully donut.
DescartesA donut’s hole proves the existence of the donut.
LockeDonuts taste good  to me.
HumeDonuts exist because I imagine donuts.
KantA ‘donut’ equals my total experience of donuts.
WollstonecraftWomen deserve donuts, too.
MillDonuts are good if they make people happy.
KierkegaardI have faith that donuts are delicious.
MarxEverybody deserves donuts.
NietzscheStop at nothing to get your donut.
SaussureBeignet/Krapfen/Ciambella/Buñuelo = ‘Donut’.
WittgensteinFried pastry, zero, parking lot spin, spare tire.
BeauvoirPatriarch is responsible for the shape of the donut.

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Donut image taken from here: http://www.rachelpictor.co.uk/blog/writing-tips-blog/the-lasting-effect-of-a-donut/