Heraclitus | You can’t eat the same donut twice. |
Plato | All donuts share an ideal ‘donut-ness’. |
Aristotle | A donut contains its donut-ness. |
Augustine | Donuts need grace to be fully donut. |
Descartes | A donut’s hole proves the existence of the donut. |
Locke | Donuts taste good to me. |
Hume | Donuts exist because I imagine donuts. |
Kant | A ‘donut’ equals my total experience of donuts. |
Wollstonecraft | Women deserve donuts, too. |
Mill | Donuts are good if they make people happy. |
Kierkegaard | I have faith that donuts are delicious. |
Marx | Everybody deserves donuts. |
Nietzsche | Stop at nothing to get your donut. |
Saussure | Beignet/Krapfen/Ciambella/Buñuelo = ‘Donut’. |
Wittgenstein | Fried pastry, zero, parking lot spin, spare tire. |
Beauvoir | Patriarch is responsible for the shape of the donut. |
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Donut image taken from here: http://www.rachelpictor.co.uk/blog/writing-tips-blog/the-lasting-effect-of-a-donut/
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